The football nerd. Reggie spends the best part of every morning scouring every sports and football website in the known universe for anything remotely newsworthy. He does a huge job keeping the Yellow Fever website up to date with the latest footballing news out of Australasia. Only he can rival Hard News for a truly unhealthy knowledge of all things football. It is definitely an illness.

As soon as Reggie actually gets to a game at the Ring of Fire, we might even be able to classify him a fan. While he waxes lyrical about the ability to truly analyse the game on TV, this remains a fundamental chink in his credibility and a source of fermenting Yellow Fever discontent.

Reggie has played and coached senior football all over Wellington, and pretty much everybody knows and loves him - but a young family has led a major scaling back, to the extent that now, he doesn't.