Jonesy is the comic relief. He is a constant reminder to the rest of us not take anything, particularly him, seriously. After blatantly and openly jumping on the Yellow Fever bandwagon in its early stages, Jonesy has now firmly established himself as a driving force within the Fever.

When he is not drinking alone in a darkened room or being treated for his allergy to children, you will probably find Jonesy leading chants, provoking opposition fans or generally offending people, including you at some point I am sure. You can also catch him on the podcast talking little sense.

His football credentials are considerable. Steven's mother has often described him  as a box to box centre midfielder with a left foot that can open a tin of beans.  Others have described him as fat. He's had more clubs than a Russian pup seal (bad taste I agree. It was his analogy. And he wonders why he's considered a touch "controversial"), but played more games for Waterside Karori than any other.